The Sulphur Diet

The Sulphur Diet

Copyright © July 23, 2017 by Douglas W. Jerving.

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Eat all your eggs and eat your cheese;
Beef, bacon, chicken, fish, and please
Maybe racoon and porcupine
To get your day's methionine.

We all need sulphur in our diets
Regardless anarchists or piets,
Promotes heavenly skin and bone.
It will not for your sin atone.

It will not help you to your knees
Nor upon Christ's shoulder recline;
Will prepare you, inclined to riots,
The Lake of Fire and of Brimstone.


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